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So today’s Alphabeatdown was particularly difficult, as finding a DC villain whose name began with X was very hard. LUCKILY, someone informed me of a particular Supergirl villain, so here I present to you: Xenon Xeroxing His Butt.  They really should change the locks in the Legion of Doom office supply closet.

As Lt. Aldo Rain once said: you know something? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

So today’s Alphabeatdown was particularly difficult, as finding a DC villain whose name began with X was very hard. LUCKILY, someone informed me of a particular Supergirl villain, so here I present to you: Xenon Xeroxing His Butt.  They really should change the locks in the Legion of Doom office supply closet.

As Lt. Aldo Rain once said: you know something? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

When you gotta go, you gotta go, which is why today on the Alphabeatdown we have Wildebeest Walking His Dog!

-Clay

Hey there! In honor of Batman’s 75th anniversary, today on the Alphabeatdown we have one of my favorite Batman villains, The Ventriloquist, voicing his opinion. Should have known that little scamp Scarface wouldn’t let him get a word in edge-wise though

-Clay

I think Universo here really needs to get himself one of those Luthor suits, so he won’t have to spend so much time and energy untangling his headphones! Who knew these villains were such music fans?

-Clay

Playing music is hard.  DOUBLY hard for someone like poor Harvey Dent, who we feature in today’s Alphabeatdown with Two Face Taking Guitar Lessons!

-Clay

Once again peeking into the recreational habits of DC’s supervillains, today on the Alphabeatdown we have Sinestro Singing Softly.  I can’t quite hear what he’s saying, but word on the street is he’s a huge Kate Bush fan.

- Clay

Today on the Alphabeatdown, we take another look into the recreational habits of DC’s villains with Ragdoll Reading Rimbaud. I don’t know how he turns the pages though…

-Clay

Villains have hobbies too, you know, so today we have Queen of Fables Quietly Quilting.  I think she….aaaaaaand I just realized she’s knitting, not quilting. WELL, either way, she’s doing it quietly, so THERE.

-Clay

Sometimes even super villains can get scared, so today on the Alphabeatdown we have Poison Ivy Peeking During The Scary Part! Although I don’t know if she would be eating popcorn…in fact what does she eat? She’s probably not a vegan, right?

-Clay